Relationship Jokes

Definition of a Wife!

Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Honesty Isn't Always Best

A man and woman were lying in bed one night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?" The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Butt Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Leaving Early

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (About Boss)
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Anonymous