Jiggle The Handle

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."

Hitchhiking Through The South

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?" "Ask you what?" replied the trucker. "If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth. "Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."

Redneck Doctor

Q: How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?
A: He signs "His" name under "cause of death!"