What Did the Redneck Get on His I.Q. Test?

Q: What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

The Dinner Guests!

A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is soup made with matzoh balls." On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it." Finally he agrees. He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup. "That was delicious," he said, "but I was wondering...Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"

More Redneck One - Liners!

You just might be a Redneck if:

• You've ever tried to drown a fish.
• You can yell to your mom, "Hey, Aunt Betty!"
• Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner.
• You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
• More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
• Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
• Your mother has been involved in a fist-fight at a high school sports event.
• None of your shirts cover your stomach.
• You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
• You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
• You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
• Your family tree does not fork.
• Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
• You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
• The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year."
• Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
• Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
• You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
• Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
• The UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.
• Your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
• You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
• Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
• You let you kid pee in the parking lot at K-Mart.