Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Black and Jewish
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: What two malls are in every city?
A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
If I got one dollar every time somebody called me racist ...
black people would rob me
African American vs. Couch
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids