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Black Vacation

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?

A: They're not falling for that one again.

Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.

Walmart Looting

Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.

Bus Over

Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Cheese Wheel

A Mexican man cannot find work and finally heads home for the evening.

On his way home, he finds a cross at the bottom of a hill. So he kneels and prays to God, "Please God, let me find a way to feed my family".

At the top of this hill, a black man was walking home from grocery shopping when the bottom of his bag gave out and a cheese wheel rolled straight down towards the Mexican man.

When the Mexican man opened his eyes, lo-and-behold, there was a gigantic wheel of cheese at his feet. Overjoyed, he picked up the cheese and ran all the way home. He showed his wife the cheese and said "Look what God has provided us! The most glorious cheese I have ever seen! And, my fair wife, we must make Nachos with this cheese!"

The wife looked perplexed, and asked, "Why husband? Why must we make nachos?"

The man stood up and proclaimed, "Because God talked to me. As I was running home, he kept yelling at me, "That's Not'cho Cheese!!! That's Not'cho Cheese!!!"