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Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 

A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate

Denzel

I met Denzel Washington once.

I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit

Down South

Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

A: Cotton mouth.