Racist Jokes - Black Jokes
Obama On Halloween
Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween?
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit
Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?
A: Cotton mouth.