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These jokes scream 'Politically Incorrect' but no collection would be complete without nigger, coon, nigga, niggah and other versions of N-Word jokes. Very offensive. Racist jokes and one-liners.
A friend of mine has an 18 year old son named Leroy. He attends Oakland High School where they teach ebonics as a second language. Last week he was given an easy homework assignment; all he had to do was put each of the following words into a sentence.
Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
Hotel: I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody!
Odyssey: I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
Stain: My mother-in-law axed me if I was stain for dinner again.
Seldom: My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game so I seldom.
Penis: I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis!
Catacomb: Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb.
Forclose: If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money forclose.
Undermind: There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
Tripoli: I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no tripoli.
Disappointment: My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.
Income: I just got in bed wit dee hoe then income my wife
Honor: At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
Fortify: I axed da hoe how much, and she says "Fortify".
Israel: Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said "man, that looks fake!" He said "No! Israel!"
Needless to say Leroy got an A.
