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Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Thumb's Up

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker?

A: Stranded.

Birth Control

Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?

A: A Humanitarian.

New York Yankees

I was walking through Times Square the other day when a black guy came up to me and asked if the Yankees had won... 

...So I said, "Yeah! You're free!!"

Double Whammy

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

A: You have to sit in the back of the oven.