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No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?

A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Hubby in Heaven

Q: What do you call an African-American lady whose spouse just died?

A: A black widow.

African Jump

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?

A: Nightfall !!!

What Is Your Race?

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

Two Malls

Q: What two malls are in every city?

A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.