Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
Yo Mama - Coffee
Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
Toys 'R' Us
Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit
I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear.
These knickers were just making me so uncomfortable.