Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.