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St. Patrick's Day

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Mexican Slide

Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

A: Gracias

Black Pregnancy Test

Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?

A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect.  If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.

Black Canadian

Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?

A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.