Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Slowest on 80 Wheels
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
A: Nightfall !!!