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Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate

Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

A: We B Toyz N' Shit

Confusion

I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear.

These knickers were just making me so uncomfortable.