Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"