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Sweater World

Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?

A: In the hood.

Politically Correct

Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...

You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"

Punching a Black Woman

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, the commercial told him to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker!

Black Convert

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?

A: So he could finally have a father.

#partyhere

Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?

A: Roll a 40 down the street!