Dr. Wong

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me!"  In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Better Job

Q: If a Mexican and a black person are in the same school, which will get the better job?
A: Neither. They will both work in a blue collard job!