The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.
If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

New York Yankees

I was walking through Times Square the other day when a black guy came up to me and asked if the Yankees had won... 
...So I said, "Yeah! You're free!!"

No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!