Racist Jokes

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Wanted Poster

Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape."  One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs!"

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (White Jokes)
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Zebra Question

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter, "Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
St. Peter, "I can't answer that question... but see God walking around over there? Ask him."
Zebra goes to God, "God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
God looks at the zebra sagely and states, "You are what you are."
Frustrated, the zebra returns to St. Peter. "What did He say?" asks St. Peter.
"Oh," replies the zebra. "He just said, 'You are what you are,' and I still don't know whether I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes."
"Oh, that's easy," says St. Peter. "You are white with black stripes."
"How do you know?" asks the zebra. "Well," says St. Peter, "if you were black with white stripes he would have said 'you is what you is.'"

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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