Popular Jokes

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Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
A: Quarterback
 
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
A: Warden

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: stang89

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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