When That Fool Reagan Said...

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear annihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan had nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I? --Jules Feiffer

Presidential Office

George W. Bush is the President,
Dick Cheney is Vice President,
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense,
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the line.

Regular Guy

If this year has taught us anything, it’s that Donald Trump is a regular American citizen.
He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house, and is going to lose his job.