Democrat Mantra '22

Democrats are taking a new defensive position in 2022. All candidates are told to respond with the following if they are confronted. "My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don't always match up with what I say."

Clinton No Longer President

A man walks up to the White House and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President." After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States. The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"

George Bush and Saddam Hussein

Q: What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?
A: It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.