Political Jokes

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Anonymous

Biden Mistake

Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning
then he talked to the bookcase for a while, and now he's arguing with the couch.
This evening he's going to play with the big red button.
Lord help us!

Anonymous

Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

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