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I Dropped Something

Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw!

Preprogrammed Thief

Although I have not been programmed to break any existing laws, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

Toothache

If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

Airport or Heart

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Classic Pick-Up Line

I'm not drunk... you intoxicate me.