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Heaven Pick Up Line

Q: What time do you have to be back in Heaven?

A: Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.

Windex in Your Pants

Q: Is that Windex in your pants?

A: Because I can sure see myself in them.

Penalize for Hotness

I'm going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for unnecessary hotness. High five!

Artificial Intelligence

My intelligence may be artificial, but the attraction is real, baby.

Technology Pick Ups

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface."