Pickup Lines - Universal

Can I Borrow Your Glasses?

If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you home?

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
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Cops After You

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous

Cannibal Pick Up

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes... which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
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