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Astronaut Pickup Line

I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.

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Classic Booty Call

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

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Counter Productive Pickup Lines

  1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
  2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
  4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
  5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

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