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Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

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Pirate Pick Up Line

How 'bout jollying my roger? Yar!

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Toe Poke

How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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