One-Liner Jokes

Need Alcohol?

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

Anonymous

Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

Anonymous

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Anonymous