One-Liner Jokes

Ding Dong Ear

I said to the doctor, "I have this ringing in my ears."
He said, "Don't answer it!"

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Anonymous

Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Covid Channel

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.

Anonymous