Wise Business One Liners

• Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
• Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
• Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
• Take this job and shove it.
• Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
• That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance 

Grow Up

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.