One-Liner Jokes

Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Anonymous

Help Please

I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Anonymous

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

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