One-Liner Jokes

Confucious Say... Sleep on Mind

Confucious say: Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.

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Anonymous

Sardine to the Submarine

Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people!

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Anonymous

Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

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