One-Liner Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !

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Anonymous

Sin or Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Submitted BY: phoenixprotocol