One-Liner Jokes

Mother In Law Happiness

Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.

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Whisky Cure

I'm on a whisky diet.
Have already lost three days.

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Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

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