Ranch Discovery

Q: What happens when you launch a bovinae into a pig at the speed of light?
A: You discover the Hoggs Bison.

Don't Move -Riddles

Q: Should I be worried if my temperature is -273.15°C?
A: No. You're 0K

Weight of Trees

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees?
A: It's referred to as the log scale.