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Old Nuclear Power Plants

OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line

Light Bulb - Sci.Math Readers

Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.

Ben Franklin's Inspiration

Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment. Actually, a woman made that discovery possible. The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.

Odd Thoughts

Q: You know what's odd?

A: Numbers not divisible by 2.

We Have Control

Q: What do you have if you're 16.5 feet into the Twilight Zone?

A: One Rod Serling!