Math & Science Jokes

Relativity

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity. Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

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Old Mathematicians

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent

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Economics vs. Astrology

An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects. The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can't even reach that proportion".
The econometrician replies, "That's because of external shocks. Stars don't have those!"

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