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Math Grade

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?" "I said '6'" "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?" Johnny says, "That's exactly what I said!"

Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You're pointless !

Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Lonely Pi

Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?

A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.

Collie Report

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"

"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."