Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
Q: Why were the Romans so bad at algebra?
A: They always ended up with X equals 10.
Q: What's another definition for the Powerball Lottery?
A: A tax on people who are bad at math.