Log Negative Zero
Theorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0
Q: Why do so many people die from heat exhaustion when traveling through the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Because it's 180 degrees inside a triangle.
All Numbers Equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then a + b = t(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)a^2 - b^2 = ta - tba^2 - ta = b^2 - tba^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2a - t/2 = b - t/2a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
One day Jimmy went up to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's the highest number?" His daddy said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's in the stimulus package."
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