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Britney Spears' Boobs

Britney Spears' boobs are so big, they have smaller boobs orbiting around them.

Asteroid Hits Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

  • You'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
  • Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
  • The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
  • We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
  • Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
  • Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
  • There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure. 

Rock Your World

Baby, I'll rock your world so hard it'll put Pluto back into the solar system!