Math & Science Jokes - Astronomy Jokes

Old Meteors

OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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Reason to Shine

You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
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Heavens Above

Q: What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy?
A: About 50 IQ points.

Categories: Riddles , Math & Science Jokes (Astronomy Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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