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Old Planets

OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction

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Yo Mama - Universe Hopscotch

Yo' Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars...

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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...
Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!

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