Math & Science Jokes

Mathematics Pickup

How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply?

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Anonymous

Away in a Test Tube

Away in a Test Tube (Melody: "Away in a Manger")
Away in a test tube My plague cultures grow On nutrient agar Mankind's greatest foe It's easy to grow them If one does it right At thirty-five Celsius All day and all night Once they are ready You can let them go To sicken the masses With pus-filled buboes.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes)
Anonymous

Sex Is Like Math

Sex is like a math problem to me: I work real hard on it for a few minutes, and in the end, I get it all wrong, always leave a remainder.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous