Math & Science Jokes

Astronomer Cut

Q: How does an astronomer cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.

Submitted BY: MEG

Salty Bat

Q: What sound do 16 sodium atoms make when they walk into McDonalds followed by Batman?
A: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

Anonymous

Powerball

Q: What's another definition for the Powerball Lottery?
A: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anonymous