Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes

Laugh Till You Cry

Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Bean Question

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"."My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Word Play Jokes
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Jump Two Feet

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers. The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at the rubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goes into the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what else do you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that I have are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know what these will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make a goat jump about two feet off of the ground!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home)
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