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Obama's Light Bulb

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Obama's light bulb?

A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Light Bulb - Publishers

Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.

Light Bulb - City Planners

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.

Don't Be Stupid

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.