Light Bulb Jokes

Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Light Bulb - Scientist

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Profession Jokes
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Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes , Riddles
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