Light Bulb Jokes

Nurses to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.

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Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.

Anonymous

How Many Politicians Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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