Light Bulb Jokes

How Many Blondes Does It Take...

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Nurses to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes
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