Light Bulb Jokes

Signal Processing Engineers

Q: How many signal processing engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to Fouriev transform the light bulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed light bulb.

Anonymous

Torotonians to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day.

Anonymous