Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Musician

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
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Light Bulb - LA Cops

Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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