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Light Bulb - Musician

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Light Bulb - LA Cops

Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Light Bulb - Cops

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

Daleks to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.