Light Bulb Jokes

Californian Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.

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Klingon Lightbulb

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, burned out light bulbs have NO honor.  And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!

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How Many Poles...

Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know. I haven't found one that could do it yet.

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