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How Many Poles...

Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: I don't know. I haven't found one that could do it yet.

Klingon Lightbulb

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: None, burned out light bulbs have NO honor.  And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!

NCAA Light Bulb

Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Vulcan Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: Approximately One Point Zero Zero Zero Zero .......

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Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? 

A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.