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How Many Mimes?

Q: How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

American Footballers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

Light Bulb - Marketing Director

Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.