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A Blonde and the Light Bulb

Q: Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?

A: She kept breaking them with the hammer.

Light Bulb - WASP's

Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

Light Bulb - Teamsters

Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "Twelve. Ya got a problem with dat?"

Archaeologists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.

Blondes to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, to yell for Daddy!