Light Bulb Jokes

Evolutionists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?

Anonymous

Obama's Light Bulb

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Obama's light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Anonymous