Light Bulb Jokes

Obama's Light Bulb

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Obama's light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes
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Light Bulb - Publishers

Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes
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