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Amusing Marmosets

Q: How many marmosets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 3. That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmosets and try to prove me wrong.

Frat Boys Light Bulb

Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but he has to get it drunk first.

Light Bulb - Professors

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Light Bulb - Liberal Democrats

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb

Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.