Light Bulb Jokes
Q: How many marmosets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmosets and try to prove me wrong.
Frat Boys Light Bulb
Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One but he has to get it drunk first.
Light Bulb - Professors
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Light Bulb - Liberal Democrats
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb
Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.