We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

Frat Boys Light Bulb

Q: How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but he has to get it drunk first.

Light Bulb - Professors

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Light Bulb - Liberal Democrats

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Robert Schmidt

  • I saw a want ad. Light housekeeping. They said, "Here, change this bulb". I said, "I'll need some friends".
  • I moved into an all electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
  • I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
  • I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."
  • You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
  • You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.
  • I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick."
  • There aren't enough days in the weekend.
  • My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on.

Teachers to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make a dim one brighter!