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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Jean

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jean!

Jean who?

Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!

Knock Knock - Turnip

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Turnip!

Turnip who?

Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

Knock Knock - Twig

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Twig!

Twig who?

Twig or tweat!

Knock Knock -Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock - Poo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo!