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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Howard

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Howard!

Howard who?

Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock joke?

No Joke

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?

A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

Knock Knock - Lady

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you can yodel!

Knock Knock - Amsterdam

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amsterdam!

Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes!

Knock Knock - Sarah

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sarah!

Sarah who?

Sarah doctor in the house?