Jokes about Families

Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yogurt Trouble

My four-year-old was struggling to open his yogurt, when he suddenly mumbled, "Fucking shitty lid." My wife immediately looked at me and said, "I wonder where he got that from?" I said, "The fucking fridge, you silly bitch."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Home Cooking

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Food Jokes , Insult Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous